Even if the baby's shoulders are covered by denim overall straps...take another look. That pink flowered shirt underneath and the daisies on the denim overall dress....they very well may indicate that the child within is a GIRL. Children who you've seen at church since they were five days old do not spontaneously change gender just because their mother puts something blue on them.
Oh, and bubble gum and cloth diapers......NOT good bedfellows! I think we have sufficiently debunked the myth that it takes seven years for swallowed bubble gum to digest....EWW!
In case you were wondering, yes, all of this was said in jest. I LOVE all the older men we worship with, but they sure do provide some entertainment!